A Case of the Mondays?

I was trying to figure out why I was so tired. Am I really getting that old to where I am tired for no particular reason? I'm only 30 ish. Than I thought a bit...I think I have slept 10 hours over the last 3 days and not to mention having a few soda pops from time to time. I so want to be a morning person, but I sing for living. I love the idea of the new day and the sparseness of people about. I like seeing the paper boy on the corner call out "morning gov'ner two pence for paper?" Then I stop at an outdoor cafe and have my croissant and sip my tea. Wait, I thought I as an english gentleman. Dammit. Anyway, I think the only way I am going to feel better is to have some fried beer. I'm no doctor, but it makes sense.

Hunger Stike

For as many restaurants as there are in Dallas...I find myself going to the same four places. I'm in this sort of bored with food rut. I know there is amazing stuff out there, but right now it doesn't interest me. Until there is a new food category like Mexitalgreekanese or Frenmericajasoul I just don't think there is much that can be done to impress me. I'm still eating, just uninspiredly. I'm not sure thats a word but that hasn't stopped me before. Something better change cause I am running out of Everlastinggobstoppers!  

How've You Been?

I was driving yesterday and thought I noticed a girl friend from years back in the car beside me. I was curious as to how time had treated her and we hadn't parted on bad terms, so maybe I would wish her well at the light up ahead. I wasn't positive it was her, but it was looking like it. She is in the lane next to me and she comes to the red light a bit ahead of me. I am thinking I will pull up and if it all seems right, say hi. You know, see if she is totally hot or has seven toothless kids climbing all over the backseat. As I approach the car door opens and she leans out and spits a big hawker on the ground beside her. And when I say spit, I mean a certain thickness was present. It was a bit horrifying on its own but knowing it was her added a little touch of special. I could have done the cool thing and slowed a bit, perhaps stopped just short so she couldn't see me. Whats the fun in that? I pulled right up next to her and made my presence known. It was a good call, she was mortified. Ahhh, life's little pleasures.