How've You Been?

I was driving yesterday and thought I noticed a girl friend from years back in the car beside me. I was curious as to how time had treated her and we hadn't parted on bad terms, so maybe I would wish her well at the light up ahead. I wasn't positive it was her, but it was looking like it. She is in the lane next to me and she comes to the red light a bit ahead of me. I am thinking I will pull up and if it all seems right, say hi. You know, see if she is totally hot or has seven toothless kids climbing all over the backseat. As I approach the car door opens and she leans out and spits a big hawker on the ground beside her. And when I say spit, I mean a certain thickness was present. It was a bit horrifying on its own but knowing it was her added a little touch of special. I could have done the cool thing and slowed a bit, perhaps stopped just short so she couldn't see me. Whats the fun in that? I pulled right up next to her and made my presence known. It was a good call, she was mortified. Ahhh, life's little pleasures.